						FUNNY SHITPOST THAT ESCALATE


Hello playa, Carl become successful, famous and filthy wealthy 
in the later game. Maybe such luckiness & life happening will 
only being displayed in the game I guess. 

Scream and yell with his pain voice and still able to handle the 
Ballas with open wound. (Man, this make 21 / 50 cent looks 
cute for the bullet absorbed. Ayy Ayy, I'm just kidding!! This a 
joke!!)

Killing drug dealer and take everything they got, man that's an
instant fast cash lick and you do it often, you got your bank up
to $10k in no minutes. (Where y'all drug dealer at, I want to find 
you irl tho, hehehe)

Killing tons of PD guy love wearing uniform and take bribe stars, 
CJ just escaping the cops the most effortless way. Cops mad
stupid too. Their driving skill for both Bike & PD car cop, 
horrible. They be waiting right there long enough time for CJ 
to do something blood, these cops are full of donut!! Even I 
found the job easy!! There's only 1 job to do : put CJ in Busted 
screen. Only 1 lethal criminal in San Andreas yo. Those PD will 
never chasedown a running criminal. Good luck for your infinite 
run with that pussy phoney dark cloth criminal SIR. 

KILL ALL DARK CLOTHED CRIMINAL WITH HEADSHOT. OR
WHEN THAT PUSSY TRYNA STEAL SWEET /  SHERMHEAD CAR, 
CJ SPRINT TO THE RIGHT SIDE DOOR AND MAKE THAT 
PHONEY DEAD FROM HEART ATTACK. SHIT IS SATISFYING!! 
ALSO, CJ STOMPING THAT MF CORPSE TIL IT DISSAPPEAR!! 
FKIN HATE THAT GUY AND HE MADE IT THE TOP 1 HATED ON 
MY LIST JUST ABOVE THOSE DONUT.

WE KNOW EVERY OTHER GANG (except GANG7 GANG8) ARE 
PUSSY. YOU HIGH ON DRUGS, YOU STUPID AS FUCK. THAT'S
HOW LOUSY IF ONE WHO TOUCHING THE HIGH. I MIGHT 
LAUGH OUT LOUD IF YOU DO SO, HAHAHAHAHAHA. IF IT WAS 
ME, I RATHER BE THE PUSHER BUT NOT THE USER. AND CJ 
STILL ABLE TO FOUND THEM HIDEOUT DON & FKED THEM TIL 
THEY COLLAPSED. HAHA, AND IN THE END, I HAVE TO 
REMAINS THEM A PITY GANGLAND FOR CJ TO HAVE 
GANGWAR AGAIN & AGAIN. WATCHING OTHER GANGS 
TERRITORY UNDER CJ CONTROL WAS ANOTHER SATISFACTION. 
ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU REMAINS THEM A PITY GANGLAND 
FOR THEM PUSSY FIGHTBACK. ANYWAY I CAN CANCEL 
Y'ALL STUPID GANGWAR BY DOING JUSTICE SIDE MISSION 
BRUH, HAVE FUN TO KEEP CHALLENGING ME BRUH, 
MWAHAHAHAHAHA!! 

Some peds with baseball bat / golfclub tryna square up CJ, huh. 
These n must be cute in front of them glock. (I'm watching you
Smoke)

Big Win in that betting shop machine?? The rate of luckiness 
must be outmaxxed to be reincarnated in that body.

Say that $60m military project being stolen by a random jackass 
who workout often, that government management must be 
failed. And a normal guy who same built by blood, flesh and 
bone with light armor protection can hijack a Hydra but still 
don't got caught, that must be children organize managing the 
world no doubt.

Helping blind brother have his own casino running smooth by 
terminate potential opponents business, and still didn't die in 
that heist, no way man. That just another instant fast cash lick 
for them to have more time to enjoy life!! And still, CJ get some 
cut from that!! Hi Reality, just get me a life like this already.

FAT ED and NIGGA TEN have full control must be a huge pain
for CJ. Feel pity for him, guys 1 Download 1 pity point for CJ <3.
But what's good is it do not last long. Now that's a relief. MF FAT
ED tryna bang sister before his death, well I guess 'this 12 is 
down below the Earth called hell'. That's the place that always 
be welcoming to him and there's a special place for him too to 
get him dismembered again & again. ETERNALLY!!! Must be 
yummy to eat this fat boar infinitely for sure (Oh guys, I found 
out infinite food glitch for food crisis!! Thank me later!!). 

Frank Tenpenny, huh. Another nature disaster guy with that
SPAS-12S, do you really think you'll make it alive to catch up
that plane. You must be suck a lot of herbs dick. A fine man, I
might add...... #to my killing list#. DING DING DING DING DNG, 
right answer. Oh, I almost forgot, time to die NIGGA TEN.

Ryder, the only ghetto raggedy-ass mf is you!! You need to steal
things to keep you alive, what a sad life for you to be living, even
existing. That pizza guy's was right!! He did feel sorry for your 
dad, SINCERELY!!

Well well well, now it's your turn Smoke. I guess we gon make it
happen for this time. 

Aunt's money, cap!.

Grove in your heart, cap!! 

Can't stand a cold food?? Don't eat your whole food/fast food 
that always need to be stored in refrigerator before cooked, 
CAP!!!

An athlete you said you used to be in that Vagos mission,
CAP!!!!

''All you have to do is follow the damn train, CJ." 

I have my minigun and fire them Vagos into dead meat puree 
before we even reach Idlewood Motel fat prick. Just admit that 
you're not good at aiming cunt. Don't do excuses. 
You can't shoot for shit!! 

I can do the same to you bloody, fat fuck you better stop the
cap. You CAP CAP!!!!!

CJ asked for fool and he say don't get things too personal.
WELL, I, HAVE, E-NOUGH!!!!!!
(Desk : -1hp, -1hp, -1hp, -1hp)

What's the thing you have about non cap on.

This why you have your cap on your head?? 
You baldy fat cap and look at your capacity. You wise!! You have
accumulated GREED, GLUTTONY and ENVY of sins in your life.

'That's why you love me baby. '

No one loves you. 

A man who's a betrayal, a traitor, a perpetrator.
A PurpleTrader.

End Of The Line. Gone. No pity for him. He just another boar
to be eaten ETERNALLY!!!

(By the way, you reach the end. Thank you for reading this shit 
post <3)